I was born in a small log cabin. I'm fluent in 19 languages, but only speak one of them out loud. I have trained forest animals to clean my house. I've met movie stars and talked down to Congressmen and lived to tell about it. Much to the dismay of some, I have managed to reproduce. I am a champion of the poor and weak, but I've found that helping out the rich & powerful pays better. In some cultures I'm considered handsome. I can whistle two tunes at once, but only one is audible. I am greater than the sum of my parts, although my parts aren't half bad.

Business Analyst, sarcastic churl

At various times, photography, film, computers, books, my son, my wife, audio, guitar, music, not doing yard work.